I'm spittin' rhymes to pass the thyme.

It's me, Haleigh, and I like to blog and stuff. I've been told I'm funny so you're in for a treat.

<3, xoxo gossip girl

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bakedly:

Yes

geearejay:

illustratosphere:

Flower girls series by Stasia Burrington

Prints available on Etsy

😍😍😍😍

ofbloodandstorms:

advertencia-muerdo:

egregiousxenophile:

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:

happyhippyspookydrift:

Military Sign Language

YES, this is very relevant to my interests…

HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then

“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”

NO

The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS

though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know

oH MY GOD

REBLOGGING THIS POST FOR SAFEKEEPING BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT 9000% RELEVANT TO CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING CROSS

Accuracy check! Eric?

OMG. I am SO using the “this is what I think about your opinion” one. This is fucking perfect.

What, you think I’m proud of this? Like I do it on purpose?

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

tpoyle1996:

“I mean I’ll probably wreck it, I dunno.”

clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

russiangovernment:

its a metaphor. you put the dick between your lips but dont give it the power to cum

foreveralone-lyguy:

dreamerallday1001:

foreveralone-lyguy:

If you’ve never experienced an orgasm before just eat some samoas its basically the same feeling

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What about those who can’t get Girl Scout cookies?

ORGASMS FOR EVERBODY!!!

YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOU GET AN ORGASM

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YOUUUU GET AN ORGASM

epic-vines:

How you feel before and after you cash in your tickets at the arcade

Vine By:Curtis Lepore

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sassybambina:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

This actually helps so much right now.

poeticallyhighdreams:

illuminotus:

stoners-boner:

Collapsible bong. :D

the future is now

I need this….for reasons.