I'm spittin' rhymes to pass the thyme.

It's me, Haleigh, and I like to blog and stuff. I've been told I'm funny so you're in for a treat.

<3, xoxo gossip girl

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#487 GiratinaIt was banished for its violence. This Pokémon is said to live in a world on the reverse side of ours, where common knowledge is distorted and strange. When in its Origin Forme, a serpentine look, it is able to pass through dimensions at will, however, it will turn back to its Altered Forme, with legs, due to the gravity change from the Reverse World.

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

  • its not you
  • there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
  • i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

  • pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
  • be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
  • ps its more than likely because i want to be close

plant-sex:

MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Orange is the New Black cast for EW

actuallyfandoms:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

jane-i-need-ur-help:

leannecswizzle:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG

LOL

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

blazikendall:

My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us